Post a lie about the poster above.

[defy-one]

Colly loves cauliflower but suffers with wind

 

[roadrash]

rocky looksmore like bernard mathews ...hes a right turkey

 

[mark st1]

Roadrash got his nickname from the local working girls

 

[Archie_tect]

roadrash is always the last turkey in the shop at Christmas... that's why he's still here.

 

[mark st1]

Archie_tect went to Saville Row to get measured for a new suit then burst out crying when Jimmy appeared with his tape measure and a cheeky wink.

 

[Dayvo]

A a youngster, Mark st1 used to go to Savile Row to get a suit. But Jimmy always used to argue with him and said that he looked better in his birthday suit. Hence the Savile row.

 

[roadrash]

dayvo,s birthday suit needs ironing

 

[Dayvo]

RR need plenty of starch for that 'stiff' effect.

 

[colly]

Dayvo has a Steiff neck. He can't bear it.

 

[Speicher]

Colly's arms are so short, he can only just reach to touch his ears.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher doesn't need to bend her elbows to touch her ears. She resembles that oft seen owl, the African elephant owl.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayvo can be be described as looking like 'A puppy who's been rescued from a puddle'.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug looks like a puppy caught making a puddle.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP looks like a puppy who has just barked for the first time and doesn't quite know what has just happened.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo can be be described as looking like 'A puppy who's been rescued from a puddle'.

MDB did not watch Downton Abbey this evening.