Post a lie about the poster above.

[Alan Frame]

Colly has won the Gurning World Championship on three occasions without even entering.

 

[accountantpete]

Alan has already ordered his Hazel Blears advent calendar with each frame showing her in a different house.

 

[colly]

User is a hairdresser............and drives a hairdressers car.

 

[TVC]

Colly regularly photocopies his arse and faxes it to Japan.

 

[Alan Frame]

TVC wears his helmet cam in bed and insists on riding in primary.

 

[Cheddar George]

Alan Frame has a tattoo of Orville the Duck on one forearm and Cuddles the Monkey on the other !!

 

[colly]

Cheddar George is cheesy.

 

[fossyant]

Colly doesn't like Collyflower-cheese- Cheddar or not.........

 

[Aperitif]

when fossy has a dirty bike, it's a sign that he has lost his rag...

 

[colly]

Aperitif is waiting to be called forth to the sunlit uplands of journalistic excellence, where, when he is appointed to The Sun, he can used his mind boggling powers of punnery, spooneristic talent and wordplayery to the full.

Hold on AP, the call WILL come.

 

[Shaun]

Colly is so fussy about written English he spends many an evening correcting graffiti in the local public loos.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Since the age of 4, Admin has been cumulatively counting every sheep he's ever seen, he's now up to 35,675....sorry 35,676...ahh there's another one...

 

[Alan Frame]

MP thinks race tactics are small mints handed out to the riders at the start.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Alan Frame always makes a honking noise like a goose when climbing out of the saddle, because somebody told him once that it makes you climb more quickly

 

[papercorn2000]

Toshiba Boy has two right feet.