Post a lie about the poster above.

[mark st1]

Davehateshills has a fixation with Downton Abbey and minces around the house at 9pm on a Sunday and insists on everyone reffering to him as M'lord

 

[Davehateshills]

Mark has often been accused of looking like James May, made famous by Top Gear. He goes out on a Sunday morning and averages 9 mph despite his ability to ride at 16 mph. He can then call himself 'Captain Slow'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dave isn't known as Captain Sensible for nothing you know

 

[Davehateshills]

Doug has a pair of pink Wellington boots, he loves to go out on a Sunday morning jumping in puddles. How lovely!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dave has decided that he wants to beat Felix Baungartner's world record, and had already started training by jumping off the garden wall.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB freefall record to date... 2 seconds off the Kincardine Bridge using a spacehopper.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That set of stepladders is looking more and more inviting by the minute to Archie.....


Incidentally as an aside, he has just updated his family motto. It comes from the old Yiddish saying:

'A p*ss without a fart is like a Wedding without a band'.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB is determined to lurk here to ensure he gets every other post in.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky did a turn as a "Royal Male" stripogram postman.

 

[Dayvo]

AP, inspired by events of yesterday, has changed his name to Phil Bumgardener. He only wants to go down hills, though...

 

[Davehateshills]

Dayvo has jumped off 4 kerbs already this morning. he says "weeeee" as he jumps off each one!

 

[Dayvo]

DHH tripped over a kerb and weeeeed himself. It happens all the time...

 

[Davehateshills]

Dayvo is a Gary Barlow Fanboy and was devastated to hear that 'his' Gary lost another act on the X-factor!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dave must be confusing Dayvo with someone really sad...

 

[accountantpete]

Archie collects Leo Sayer memorabilia.