Due to his.... good looks, Rockaay has been selected by MI5, The European Space Agency, NASA and The Pentagon to be part of the welcoming party should aliens ever land. It is felt they will feel right at home with him.
The only reason why Colly has stopped moulting for the winter is because he's shed all his hair and is quite bare at the moment. Everyone can see his little pink bum amongst other things.
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