Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry, I just thought it was rather amusing for some strange reason

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher means napkin in at least 15 different languages

 

[Davehateshills]

Doug means Dead in 22 different languages

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas Dave means Skidmark in 36!

 

[Davehateshills]

Doug made a VERY BIG skidmark on his Sunday morning ride. It was a downhill section when he was approaching a corner a bit too fast!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well, if you must insist on jumping out in front of me and then try and chase me whilst naked, then what do you expect?

I was trying to escape you see!

 

[roadrash]

MDB knows EXACTLY what dave expected

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

rr was cycling behind and got a good view of Dave. As I seem to remember he had a huge grin on his face for the rest of the day.

 

[Davehateshills]

There are two sides to every story.

Doug chased me, ripped my clothes off and yes I was running but didn't need to run too fast. I think his average speed was about 4.2mph!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dave is never wrong!

 

[colly]

As I seem to remember he had a huge grin on his face

That wasn't his face Doug.


Doug likes to bend the Rules.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That wasn't his face Doug.

You..... You mean that WASN'T a Cigar?

Doug likes to bend the Rules.

Colly often has to bend time and space so that he can appear remotely normal

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB just likes to bend.........

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB just likes to bend.........

ITS BENDY TIME!! *Gay dance music plays in the background*

ANNyway, TBT is so stiff he needs to be washed in fabric softener at least once a week.