Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Speicher is a unidexter.

 

[accountantpete]

colly only went to polytechnic.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is a unidexter.

Colly is twinned with various towns and cities around the world such as Nice, New York, Bali and Uttoxeter.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB isn't naturally pessimisstic, it's just that he's just seen what happens at the end.

 

[TVC]

colly only went to polytechnic.

And what's so wrong with that??????


Life... don't talk to Archie about life.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC knows the meaning of lif

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC: a fragrance that's undefinable but lingers long after he's left the room.

 

[TVC]

Archie; the feint whiff of locker room and Araldite.

 

[colly]

TVC is on a sticky wicket.

 

[TVC]

The Grim Reaper came for Colly last night, but he managed to fight him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

 

[colly]

TVC is good at sucking















That's all.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly has finally filled his handstitched pillow.

When he began this project, 35 years ago, he never thought it would take him quite this long to collect enough belly button fluff.

 

[colly]

Naval manoeuvres are Tosh's thing.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort is the man on the Clapham Omnibus.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is widely credited with having introduced Choreography into the world of pig farming.