Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher wants a surly long haul trucker for Christmas but would settle for a polite one.

 

[postman]

accountantpete has just returned from the Library.With two books on innuendos,his next door neighbour said she would like one.So he is going to give her one tonight.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky really doesn't have a clue

 

[TVC]

I've only just realised that 26x25 is a crossword addict. I should have noticed earlier, the clues were all there.

 

[Speicher]

Mort is very keen on word games. He has scrabbled gegs for breakfast most days.

 

[TVC]

Speicher isn't allowed to play scrabble with the vicar's wife any more. Although the word she chose was in the Oxford English Dictionary, it really was not appropriate.

 

[Speicher]

Mocky Roundtin does not need to get out more.

 

[TVC]

Rocky never misses Only Connect. He's never got one puzzle right, but is fixated by Victoria Coren.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC can see the family likeness to Alan

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Absolutely everyone posted in here all night!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort is Lord Foula's Lackey

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is actually knee high to a Shetland Pony.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When the Grasshoppers all come round for tea and scones, they can't work out why they keep on seeing AP's (knobbly) knees when they reach for the jam out of the pot.






Ever so slightly surreal, I know.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort - Cyclechat's quite voice of sanitary towels and treason.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky never gets all het up at any time of the month