Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

26x25 is one of the passengers in Compo's car going at 0.6 of the speed of light.... he's flying!.... just not sure how he'll stop at the traffic lights.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort, still steaming that he was not shortlisted for SPOTY 2012.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky was hopeful of his own SPOTY chances, until someone pointed out to him that there wasn't a "Legend in their own mind" award.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's finally pulling his finger out.

 

[Mallory]

Mort secretly wishes he was a Walloon

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort is the Face of 2013... sponsored by Back-a-Bus Advertising plc

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is soooooooo slow. He's about to post a lie about Mr Pig.

Rockaay is so slow he was cut up by a glacier

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's now doing laps, because he can...

[Edit: I'm not well...give me a chance.... cough, sniff]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay is so slow that the BBC used a recording of him sneezing as the noise for a monster in an episode in 1973.

 

[Speicher]

MDB did not need any make-up for the part of the Honey Monster in the Sugar Puff adverts.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher did the voice for that ad as MDB's is a bit of a high pitch squeak.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay was Hitler's Voice Double.

Go on Rocks, give us a blast!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's daily posting average inspired a song called 19.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort can go forth and multiply

 

[colly]

Mort has always been a revisionist.