Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Mad Doug is just an Old Holborn.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Rockay used to work in the National Gallery, he helped move some of the most expensive paintings in the world around as part of major exhibitions.
Everything was ok, until one day, when himself and his mate Bob walked into each other whilst carrying two paintings of the same artist, damaging them, meaning that both of them got the sack.

The incident is still known in art circles as 'The Clash Of The Titians'.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mad Doug has been drinking the 'special blue water' at Homebase again.*

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas Archie likes a good old Munch

 

[colly]

Nothing Mad Doug likes more than Caravaggio on toast.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly likes nothing better than some of Warhol's soup.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort's deck chair business has folded.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2208877, member: 259"]since that short circuit on the portable telly, colly's caravan is toast[/quote]

Suspecting foul play, Mort got a visit from the Constable, but nothing came of it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To keep Mort's Deckchair business going, he needed more Monet

 

[Speicher]

MDB got his deckchair stuck in the sandwiches most unfortunate.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher was in charge of deckchair rearrangements on the Titanic

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has been down more times than Jacques Cousteau

 

[colly]

When it comes to diving, it's fortunate that ACP can breathe through his ears.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly gets the bends if he stands up too quickly.

 

[accountantpete]

At dinnertime Mort lolls in the shop window for the benefit of passers-by.