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[Archie_tect]

Mort loves to go Vlaanderening,
Along the mountain track,
And as he goes, he loves to sing,
His knapsack on his back.

Vlaan-deri,Vlaan-dera,
Vlaan-deri,
Vlaan-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Vlaan-deri,Vlaan-dera.
His knapsack on his back.

He loves to Vlaander by the stream
That dances in the sun,
So joyously it calls to him,
"Come! Join my happy song!"

 

[TVC]

Rocky doesn't smell right. He does it through his ears.

 

[TVC]

Mort has been told to slop licking fellow CCers.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's been playing with his kumquats again.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie Stardust was the original provisional title of an LP by David Bowie.

 

[Andy_R]

Because of AP, Christmas has been cancelled. When Santa recieved AP's letter saying he had been good all year, he died laughing.

 

[colly]

Andy is looking forward to emptying Santa's sac.

 

[colly]

Mort is Prancer.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has been out sledging this evening. He really needs more practice before being selected for the Australian team.

 

[colly]

Speicher likes witnessing an impressive googlie.

 

[Speicher]

Colly knows that the batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey.

 

[mark st1]

Speicher likes getting her whites dirty by rubbing shiny hard balls up and down the leg.

 

[TVC]

Speicher asked Mark for an innuendo, so he gave her one.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's eyes lit up when he saw that Channel 5 were showing a film called Ben Her.

 

[colly]

Rocky's work is done for this year. Just hang up the red suit comb your beard and we'll see you next Christmas Eve.