Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Talking of chops, Rocky still loves the smell of Hai Karate

 

[defy-one]

Andy-R likes to wipe on wipe off,when his Mrs is away

 

[colly]

Back, sack and crack Defy's morning routine.

 

[TVC]

Colly was propping up the bar of The Whitehouse with the local Methodist Priest on Thursday night.

For the record, he thinks that a Chef & Brewer is a classy restaurant

 

[defy-one]

TVC always goes drinking on a Monday night,but keeps wondering why all the men wear leather and the girls stay home

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC was propping up the bar at his local the other day, they'd lost the bit of wood that usually does the job and he seemed a perfect replacement.

 

[marafi]

Rocky is getting ill. Achoo.

 

[Speicher]

Marafi is telling a tissue of lies.

 

[colly]

As Rocky is apt to say.....................'ello Sid Snot 'ere.

'So where is he?' you may ask.

 

[Andy_R]

Colly doesn't have a nose. "How does he smell", you may ask. Like a whiff of old trouser and gamekeeper's pocket.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Noses run in Andy's family (the old ones are the best ones!!)

 

[colly]

26 x 25 is one of the young ones.

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying it's rough where Mort lives, but he thought Shameless was a documentary.

 

[Andy_R]

Mort has an outdoor toilet that he's just pebble-dashed. Too many sprouts, I think.

 

[TVC]

It's bath night for Andy. He'll be getting out the old tin tub and setting it up in front of the fire, boiling pots and pans to fill it up then he's going to have a nice soak.