Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie has perfected his aim after he swallows (whole) sprouts

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 has gone back several generations studying his family tree, only to find out he's desecended from an Oompa Loompa.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rocky always listens to the appropriate music when cooking curry, his favourite is Chapati Smith Group.

 

[colly]

3BM is attempting to curry favour.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty has produced a Chinese cookbook devoted to preparing citrus fruits called D'Ye Ken Hom Peel

 

[threebikesmcginty]

groan...

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG's barrel scraping business only has one customer, it's thriving.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A_T's always prepared to go as low as other folks frankly piss-poor expectations of him are.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort has a four string balalaika...he's searching for the elusive one with a fifth bottom string... can't recall what key it's in.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has never been able to understand how his "Do you want to come up and see my collection of surgical instruments" never works with the ladies.

 

[postman]

Rockymountains Doctor was once asked by his Secretary.Doctor,Doctor i need some more sleeping pills for Rockymountain.
Why
Because he keeps waking up.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

postman's doctor is at a loss. He's tried every know cure and postman still comes back

 

[Archie_tect]

You know when 26's left the building, the floor stops sagging.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's putting on his Calcutta trousers... I'd move if I were you.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's taking off his Oh Calcutta trousers - don't look Ethel!