Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Dick van Dyke was Rocky's voice coach

 

[Lullabelle]

Rocky is being followed by the vice squad

 

[colly]

Lullabelle is Vice President.



Edit: Or was that President of Vice ?

 

[colly]

Rocky is everybody's squeeze.


.......................slapper !

 

[Andy_R]

Colly likes to slap then squeeze, slap then squeeze, slap then squeeze................he's quite predictable

 

[colly]

Andy loves it though.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly helped build the A1[M] link road but got arrested on suspicion... when they raided his house all the signs were there.

 

[Kies]

Archie has to ask directions to and from the pub

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky is CEO of "Fetish 4 U". He knows them all

 

[TVC]

In this weather 26x25 likes to wear a fur coat when he's out. Nothing else, just a fur coat.

 

[colly]

TVC suffers from Breamaphobia.

 

[fatmo]

Rockymountain used to coach Alex "hurricane" higgins in bare knucle boxing back in the 70's

 

[colly]

fatmo enjoys being bent over the table eyeing up the next ball to be played with.

and Rocky

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay 'Ethel' Mountain tries not to look but Colly keeps getting in the way.

 

[colly]

Blimey ....it's like Tesco's on a Saturday morning in here.

Archy has a blunt pen .........and he's on nitrate still.