Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's new cow pat eco house has yet to find a buyer.

 

[TVC]

Tosh has recently sold his home.


To a bloke from Leicester called Hilldodger.

 

[Andy_R]

Mort is glad that he's shed some weight

 

[accountantpete]

Andy R is updating some well known phrases like Key To The Door - 51.

 

[TVC]

Rocky is still waiting for the pension cheque

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's been collecting Green Shield stamps since 1968. He's got 4,378,367 now, and is probably going to have to move to a bigger house.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh was not informed that the 3 day week had ended and is still taking Thursday Friday and Saturday off. As he works for the local council no-one has noticed,

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's got pins and needles. Thousands of the damn things.

 

[TVC]

Tosh has discovered that if you sit on your hands until they go numb then it feels like you're sitting on someone else's hands.

 

[Moon bunny]

Tosh has hundreds and thousands, now all he needs is a cake to put them on.

 

[Moon bunny]

TVC is very rude and butts in whenever he can.

 

[TVC]

Moon Bunny has a massive butt.




It should help keep her garden watered right though the summer.

 

[Jussi Halonen]

The Velvet Curtain sees in 2D. So as he spots a passing balloon, he actually sees it as a gradually growing/shrinking circular plane with no depth.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's offally proud of his new avatar.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky loves his food. He regurgitates it several times before finally digesting it.