Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

[QUOTE 2252284, member: 259"]26x25 has a new shovel catalogue.[/quote]
Mort's reading it as he wants to take his pick

 

[Speicher]

TBT calls a spade "an earth moving implement".

 

[TVC]

The Earth moved for Speicher last night.

That's what happens when you give a girl a stick of dynamite.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has been doing some baking this afternoon. He has some unexploded buns in his oven.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort's still hiding in the cellar, been there since December 21st - his missus hasn't told him the end of the world didn't happen yet, she's enjoying the peace and quiet.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG knows what else she's enjoying.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort has let his subscription to The Ladies Home Journal lapse, he says he's lost his home-owners pride.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikes has taken to supplementing the family income by palm reading.

This is a W he informs me.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete knows it's a mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad world.

 

[TVC]

Government scientists have confirmed that 3B is responsible for the latest outbreak of Fung Butter.

 

[TVC]

Rocky is the UKs biggest supplier of Fung Crumpets. These are the best known way to remove Fung Butter, warmed they soak up outbreaks very quickly.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's got the largest privately owned collection of carpet sample books within a 30 mile radius of Kirby Muxloe.

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying 3BMcG is tight, but he has taped carpet samples to the the feet of his entire family, to save him from actually carpeting the house.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVCs attempts to make Line-Dancing an Olympic sport has not been very successful.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's a bit of an old dancing Queen.