Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Alan has made a short independent film about the release into freedom of a can of pop.

It's called Tango Unchained.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete's failed docmentary about United Foods' European embargo of soft drinks across Europe was called The Last Tango in Paris.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's film about his dietary shortcomings was called Tango And Mash.

 

[Speicher]

ACP tried to smash the world record for eating mashed potato.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher coined the phrase "For mash get smashed"

 

[Alan Frame]

26 X 25's igloo construction business has gone into liquidation.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whereas Alan Frame's new Whisky blend has been put on ice for the time being.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh has a moonshine still hidden somewhere in the quantocks.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG'll get a slap for rooting about in people's quantocks.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie tries to do at least three Mendips a week.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky has done time on Dartmoor

 

[Cheddar George]

You won't see Rocky on this forum after he finishes his community service.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky listened very carefully to the weather forecasters saying that people should be prepared for extreme conditions when they travel. So he took with him a shovel, hat, blankets, de-icer, torch (with spare batteries) and a first aid kit.


He felt a right twerp on the bus.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mrs Rockaay has been prescribed little blue pills- she's been having incredible headaches.

 

[TVC]

Archie's tongue has turned blue again. We told him to stop licking Smurfs, but he wouldn't listen.