Post a lie about the poster above.

[Lullabelle]

Lullabelle has a model S Renault which has a top speed of 2mph. Just look at that S car go.......just like a snail

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has great difficulty choosing which vegetable to buy. "Diesel do", he is often heard to mutter.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher was owling with laughter while she thought that one up

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy's gonna leave ol' Durham Town, if he can stop whistling.

 

[Moon bunny]

The warden stopped Archie leaving the nature reserve with a couple of swans hanging from his handlebars. "You cannot take those, all the mute swans in England belong to the queen" he said. "That is all right" replied Archie, "These are whooper swans."

 

[Archie_tect]

Moon Bunny tells whopper lies.

 

[Archie_tect]

I've discovered that Rockaay has 52 chromosomes... he was dealt a extra hand.

 

[Andy_R]

AT's only got 23 chromosomes and is somewhat lacking in potential. He's half the man he could be.

 

[Hover Fly]

Rocky once had hereditary diarrohea, it came down through his jeans.

 

[TVC]

HF's gene pool is more of a puddle.

 

[marafi]

^ Made a beef casserole better than their parents.

 

[Andy_R]

Marafi made a parent casserole, Hannibal Lecter stylee

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky wanted to be my butler, but I had to refuse when he kept on coming up out of the wine cellar still wearing the gimp suit

 

[TVC]

Andy wishes people wouldn't try on his favourite gimp suit.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's off to find his Andy Pandy suit.