Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

The new Thomas The Tank Engine High Speed rail link runs right between Mort's legs.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's interest in all things train and rail, starts and ends with Pizza Express.

 

[Archie_tect]

If Tosh catches the London train, travelling at a constant velocity of 170km/h for 4 hours, he'll be in Glasgow.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie once caught a train. Didn't know what the hell to do with it, so threw it back again.

 

[Nihal]

Here's Tosh stopping a train........

 

[Moon bunny]

Tosh Nihal dashed through the station entrance, down the subway and up onto the platform. Too late: the train pulled out just as he got there. A passer-by asked "Miss the train mate?". "Not much, I never got to know it very well." was his sarcastic reply.

 

[Archie_tect]

Nihal never knows whether to sit upstairs or downstairs on the Bangalore Express.

 

[Nihal]

Nihal never knows whether to sit upstairs or downstairs on the Bangalore Express.

Word of advice Archie,if you EVER end up in an Indian train,Always choose the uppers seats


That being said,Archie is being potty trained on a train

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay likes sleepers... soft moccasin ones with furry linings.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's a loafer










wearing valued contributor to this thread.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay is sipping his mint julep looking at the azure blue sea from beneath his shady beach-side parasol, thinking, 'shall I go for a dip now or after my cream tea?'
Go now Rockaay, that bit of exercise will make the jam and cream scone taste so much better.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky dreams in Monochrome. Isn't amazing that somebody would actually name their bed!

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh dreams in Panavision with Dolby stereo.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In his dreams, CG's been to Tunisia.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh tells everybody that he goes to Turkey every year for his holiday ........ he actually goes to Torquay, it's his accent.