Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

postman's been plotting for years... the only thing stopping him tunnelling is he lives in a second floor flat.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has been trying to break out for years but with the cold it's been a bit difficult.

 

[TVC]

Pete will never break me.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC - solid as a rock, but not as dense.

 

[postman]

TVC has just paid £6,500 for a staircarpet.Mind you he lives on the tenth floor of a block of flats.

 

[TVC]

Postman has gone clipless on his Stannah Stairlift.

 

[Archie_tect]

bzzzzz.... repetition. Rockaay also does deviation.

 

[Speicher]

Archie is not looking forward to another game of Mornington Crescent.

 

[Speicher]

Mort has recently invested in some new drawers to put his pants in.

 

[Speicher]

The above post does not allow people to post comments about my underwear!

 

[Archie_tect]

Just a minute... Speicher, would I lie to you? That would be pointless.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky knows that I can still see him, even when he is directly behind me.

 

[TVC]

Rocky is upset, he was looking forward to doing his joke about Speicher's undergarments being mistaken for Ellen MacArthur's spinaker

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's washing line semaphores the message, "What you looking at?"

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has some pegs with weak springs with which he hangs out his smalls in windy weather so that they will blow into the young lady next door's garden.