Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Rocky knows things that no man should.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a nose for things that he should know, and it is not to be sneezed at!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When Speicher's dancing with her honey
And her nose is rather runny
Don't think that it's funny
Cos it's snot

 

[TVC]

2B the CycleChat poet Laureate.

 

[Dayvo]

RM is going back through this entire thread (all 33,046 posts) for inspiration for 'new' ones.

He doesn't see it as plagiarism, just eco-friendly re-cycling.

 

[Cheddar George]

Roses are red, violets are blue
Dayvo thinks this is a haiku
Wrong

 

[Dayvo]

CG's legacy to life: 'I came, I Ieft.'

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is aware Lady Sonia used to be a man.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo came, saw and concurred.

 

[Dayvo]

Having done sweet FA all day in the office, AT has decided some extra overtime is needed to continue doing a lot of nothing.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo know his next job is to trim the greens. Something he will do when the 4 feet of snow has melted.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC doesn't eat his greens: he just spits them out when no-one is looking.

 

[Archie_tect]

Having done sweet FA all day in the office, AT has decided some extra overtime is needed to continue doing a lot of nothing.

Hey, I've drawn out an 84 house layout all on ArchiCAD + 17 affordable houses + all the roads engineered and the junctions set out... met the client and got 2 more sites to look at...plus got planning through on another housing site... injured innocence! Touchy, me....?
Dayvo is waiting for the grass to start growing.... fairycake!
[Edit: Forgot this is the post a lie thread.... oops]

 

[Dayvo]

AT is applying for a job at Legoland: then he'll (literally) have even less to do.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo will find me at the head of the queue for a job at Legoland....