Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Pete couldn't play it again if he tried... well, look at him, what with the blurred vision and the alcohol dependency, it'd be cruel to ask him. Best just leave him be.

 

[Speicher]

Archie has recently joined the AA.

He used to be a member of the RAC.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's recovery may take longer than we thought.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sadly, Archie is not expected to recover. Doctors explain that he was born that way

 

[accountantpete]

26 has come out of the closet and announced that he is a footballer.

 

[TVC]

Mort was so hungry last night that he ate a tin of cat food. It doesn't seem to have done him any harm, but he refuses to come down from the garage roof.

 

[Alex11]

Velvet curtain has been told he needs to pull his self together

 

[accountantpete]

Alex has struck a cord with that last remark

 

[TVC]

Rocky can be found standing at the top of the high street, shouting "Macaroons!".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is the last of the Macaroons and is due to be played by Daniel Day Lewis in a film adaptation of his life in biscuits

 

[Ludwig]

Rocky loves dancing ariound her handbag on a saturday night

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ludwig doesn't need to go to Specsavers

 

[Moon bunny]

Tewntysix by tewntyfive has given up kippers for lent.

 

[TVC]

MB has given up slippers for lent. Her poor little toes are really cold.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has given up fasting for lent.