Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Molds grow on Archie

 

[accountantpete]

26 is the worst pirate I have ever heard of.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

^^ Pete is deaf

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 has a dis-order that manifests itself in not being able to complete his sentences.

He says it's contagious, but I don't bel

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh has given up on looking for N+1 He's had too many wives

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky is usually found hanging about the WI. It's not just the cakes he's after....

 

[Archie_tect]

26 always prefers sitting at restaurant tables near the toilets... he meets so many nice ladies in the queue.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie always uses middle urinal. He's completely baffled when there are only two.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh always uses the one at the end that is slightly lower than the rest.

 

[postman]

Mort has a voice that gets louder as he talks

 

[Herr-B]

Rocky just keeps his own dung in a matchbox. He calls it Rockyhill.

 

[postman]

Herr B is now banned from working part time in his local newsagents he sold an
empty box of matches to a regular customer
The bloke wanted to know why.
They are all out on strike Herr B replied.

 

[accountantpete]

Postman has been referred to a trick cyclist for his problems










it's mainly because he can't pull a wheelie any more

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete has been working on pulling a wheelie for many many years. He needs to visit that trick cyclist

 

[Archie_tect]

26 pulled something yesterday... well, it was a yank really, but it still hurts.