Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Mort parked illegally outside the Copy Shop. He was criticised for being stationery on a busy street.

 

[G3CWI]

Speicher likes sailors.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is mistaking the plural for the singular.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher likes sailors.

Only if they are Captains and wear a very smart uniform.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher likes a uniform so smart, it's got a PhD from Oxford.

 

[KEEF]

Toshiba Boy went to Oxford and came away with an STD

 

[TVC]

KEEF had a number two at the barber's today. The barber was livid.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC visited the dentist today... he likes to call in now and again for a chat, but the patients get a bit irritated.

 

[TVC]

Archie isn't a professional proctologist, but he's very enthusiastic.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC knows he should have used a colon in the above statement

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Not saying that 26 x 25's thick but he was using a metal detector to find the Iron Maiden CDs in the record shop.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

3BM just adores the Iron Lady

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25's not for turning.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's forgotten more than he ever knew in the first place.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh has a memory like one of those big grey things with the long nose.