Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay would have reminded us what the last word was but as soon as he started typing he forgot what it was.... ah well.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's going to have to sing for his supper again this evening. Looks like another hungry night then.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort got a job as an art critic after being overheard describing the Sistine Chapel ceiling as Bootiful.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort AP always leaves a pregnant pause after using the baster.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is the only guerrilla knitter in the village.

 

[Herr-B]

Pete is a guerrilla gardener - but only when it's up hill.

 

[Moon bunny]

In an attempt to disguise himself when shoplifting in Aldi, Herr-B gaffer taped a ginger beard made from cat-fur to his face. however as the security guard asked him to "step into the office" he cursed his own stupidity when he remembered he already had a natural ginger beard.

 

[TVC]

Moon Bunny often looks on Noddy Holder's mutton chops with envy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky has his own pet ring worm.

 

[Herr-B]

Tosh proposed to his missus with a ring worm, thinking one day he'd either save enough to buy her a replacement, or just be really lucky in the xmas crackers.

 

[Cheddar George]

Herr-B burst into tears on the day that he could no longer fit hula-hoops on his fingers.


...... and i don't mean the crisps !!!!!!

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky's nose runs and his feet smell ........... that can't be right ?

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's ready for his hog-roast.

 

[Alan Frame]

Archie's attempt at a hog roast ended in disaster when Harley Davidson found out what he had done to one of their motorcycles.

 

[Archie_tect]

Alan must have a microphone somewhere near.... goes off to look.