Post a lie about the poster above.

[Alan Frame]

TVC can't understand why cats have three eyes and why that one at the back keeps winking at him.

 

[Speicher]

Mort usually calls the above implement a shencil parpener.

 

[Cheddar George]

2B or not 2B ........... Speicher's favourite pencil joke.

 

[Cheddar George]

Morts posts are generated by the 100 monkeys with typewriters that he keeps in garage.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG gets his Butler to type in his posts.

 

[TVC]

Mort has at least four biros, one of each colour in his top pocket at all times.

 

[TVC]

Rocky 'knows' that there is no situation that a flat cap is not perfect for.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC wears a bowler - Andrew Flintoff. He's a bit heavy these days though.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Accountantpete is rarely seen without a topper - Clash drummers are soooo stylish.

 

[Cheddar George]

3BMcG would never buy a car unless he is wearing his trilby and sheepskin coat.

 

[accountantpete]

CG is a professional tyre kicker who makes the life of Used Car salesmen a misery.

 

[Alan Frame]

AP is a soft touch when it comes to old bangers.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Alan Frames' chassis is still ok, even after all these years, but unfortunately his big ends gone.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh rides a "cut and shut" bike........... Raleigh Chopper front end with a Carrera Subway rear.

 

[Speicher]

CG rides a bicycle manufactured by Volvo.