Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

No surprise..........................Rocky's gone down to the woods today.

Hi Tosh.

 

[colly]

Rocky is known to beet about the bush.

 

[colly]

Or is that.........grow beets about his bush ?

 

[roadrash]

The ROCKY horror picture show starring .......AHH...ERM .WELL, rocky

 

[colly]

Roadrash and his pinny are never far apart.

 

[colly]

The Wild West is where Mort earned his spurs. Been around a while our Mort.

 

[Speicher]

Way back in the wild west, Colly was a blacksmith and was once asked how he burnt his hands. He replied, "Toting 'em hot spurs."

 

[accountantpete]

Way back in the wild west Speicher was a gun slinger but the locals couldn't understand why she kept on asking for her victims to be buried in Bootle.

 

[colly]

There are no depths to which Speicher will not sink when it comes to word play. Same for ACP.

 

[Lanzecki]

Coll'y Irony know's no bounds.

 

[colly]

Lanzecki spent last night pumping iron. Missed a bit on the shirt collar there.

 

[Lanzecki]

Colly avidly watched me pumping iron....... All night (I wish)

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort was asked to stop working with lambs. He didn't have his CRB certificate verified

 

[colly]

26 x 25 is relying on the silence of the lambs.


It could be Jimmy saville all over again.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly always yells "Mint Sauce" when he sees a lamb. "Why do they run away?" he always asks.