Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort was Prince Phillip's chief pile trimmer until 1986.

 

[accountantpete]

Scientists arguing against Darwin's theory about the survival of the fittest produce pictures of Mort and snort in derision.

 

[Dayvo]

Mort, the alternative life-style living, hippy-loving self-healer, likes nothing more than natural remedies to sort out his ailments. Unfortunately he no longer eats mushrooms as they give him the shiit ake.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo's bosses call him the The Mushroom - he's kept in the dark and fed lots of sh*t.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort's known as The Truckle in the office, he's barrel shaped and smells of cheese.

 

[Archie_tect]

3B thinks his new cellular office was given to him on merit... we know it's an exercise for containment.

 

[colly]

Rocky keeps his woollen footwear in place with sock suspenders.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky Colly is Mr Mackay's biggest fan

 

[Archie_tect]

I'd recognise Colly's shoes anywhere...

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort once repaired ER11's shoes during her visit to a cousin over the water.... he put a sign in his window proclaiming his royal patronage, "Cobblers to the Queen".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie was training to be a meteorologist, but due to cut backs, never got to finish his course. He has now secured work at H Samuels.

Heyho, every cloud has a silver lining.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's "not for turning".

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh was spotted in the crowd last night by Sergio and Phil

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky's portrait picture has never appeared in this thread ^^

 

[Dayvo]

RM always listens to Beethoven when he goes to the toilet. He thinks it'll help him with his second movement.