Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Archie doesn't want to believe the rumours about James May.

 

[Dayvo]

RM is removed from every pub he visits.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is the seventh dwarf.

 

[Dayvo]

RM sees no evil, hears no evil and speaks no sense.

 

[Speicher]

The ice-cream seller in the local park knows what Rocky means when Rocky says he would like a 69.

 

[Moon bunny]

Speicher's black belt in karaoke was useful earlier tonight when she was waylaid by some ruffians on the way home from bell-ringing practice, a quick blast of "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!( A man after midnight)" and away those scoundrels ran.

 

[Archie_tect]

MB is the night watchman at Headingley... she stokes a beautiful brazier.

 

[colly]

Being dyslexic and all, Archie still bares the scars when he stuck his hand into his girlfriends brassiere.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly often mistakes me for people that he used to know...

 

[colly]

Archie has spring loaded false teeth.

 

[coffeejo]

Rocky asked for a chopper for his birthday. He was given an axe and a pile of logs.

 

[Archie_tect]

Jo doesn't really like coffee.

 

[coffeejo]

Archie designed the houses for the first two Little Pigs.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort once punched a man in the face after arguing about how "NICE" biscuits got their name.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's a serial dunker.