Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

And Nihal wore a Turban on his bike (that doesn't rhyme either, but then, I don't know what you ride).

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is back


















....from his world trip.

 

[Nihal]

^That's not a lie

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky does like to Bang Galore

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky does like to Bang Galore

TBT once ran a shop selling cats. It was called 'Pussy Galore' (no rhyming there either).

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky's little Moggie gets very worried when she sees the hydrogen peroxide bottle

 

[Archie_tect]

RM has 8 cats... his octopussies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It isn't very well known, but Archie was once a trainee Doctor.

He was eventually struck off the GMC after his superiors heard his patients saying

'Doctor, NOOO!'

For the umpteenth time.

 

[accountantpete]

9 out of 10 Mad Doug Bikers are unable to tell a ten pin bowling ball from butter.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Accountantpete told me that we hadn't see MDB because he'd had an peanut transplant and disappeared straight up it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Inexplicably, TBM's peanut has recently become a black hole and sucks everything in that gets within a 6 meter radius of it, much to everyone's surprise (especially his now ex family). However, due to a qurik of gravity, TBM himself doesn't appear to be affected (much to everyone's disapointment).

He is now the subject of several scientific studies, including one, the main one in fact, that goes along the theory that he, himself, is simply, an peanut.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

MDB doesn't come across as slightly touchy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB doesn't come across as slightly touchy.

TBM, would just love to be touched, but unfortunately, his bum wont let him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay is a Beleiber

 

[colly]

MDB's event horizon is somewhere around Paisley.