Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has his brain in his pants..... hence the almost imperceptible lump

 

[colly]

'Kick me'.......................That's Rocky's shirt.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly needs a lie-down.

 

[colly]

Rocky is a game of one half.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is excited beyond words, for, on channel 4, the visual delight that is 'My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding: The best wedding Dresses' has just started!

 

[colly]

Rocky is a tight head.

 

[colly]

Rocky is a tight head.

 

[colly]

???

 

[colly]

Sorry..........tight ar5e.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly has a crooked leg and a crooked arm and a crooked mouth.... in other words, he's the straightest man TVC knows.

 

[colly]

It takes a crooked man to walk a crooked mile.....................so says Doug when he is pished

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is so bent he's almost straight again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug.....the man who has got everything.

Well that should be a challenge for medical science then.

Rockaay has taken so many drugs in his lifetime that his spit is now pure antibiotic.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Furthermore, he once sneezed whilst visiting an elderly relative in Hospital and cured half the ward!!



By the way Rockaay, do you like my new signature?

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug isn't talking a tissue of lies.