Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay looks to the muse for inspiration while typing... it saves having to look at his reflection in the monitor screen.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's twitching again.

He's heard there's a Lesser Spotted Plover hanging around.

 

[colly]

Rocky's daily read is the Fly paper. Rocky reckons the pictures are so lifelike, if, it has to be said, a little repetitive.

 

[TVC]

Colly is known as the Ivan Basso of CC. Not for his cycling prowess, but more for the boil on his bum.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC stands head and shoulders above most people. He says it's to keep his dandruff at bay.

 

[Dayvo]

RM liked to bend over in front of Norman Stanley Fletcher.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayvo has wet dreams about Nurse Gladys bending over. He most certainly would have been open all hours for her!

This wasn't even when he was young by the way, the last time it happened was last week!

 

[colly]

MDB was the original plonker.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB was the original plonker.

I come from a long line of Plonkers I'll have you know!

Annyway, Colly hasn't been watching Only Fools And Horses recently.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's been sniffing the sherry again.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy is going sailing on his schooner later toddy.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher likes her Bristols Creamed.













sorry - that should have read Bristol Cream.

 

[Dayvo]

AP doesn't drink and drive: but when he doesn't drive, he doesn't half drink.

 

[Nihal]

Rocky never makes sense.......whether he is drunk or not.

 

[colly]

Rocky carries a pair of eweshackles on his bike just in case he gets lucky when out riding.