Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's imaginary monkey has fallen out with him....the monkey wanted PG Tips, Doug wanted a wee dram.

Rocky wants to spank my monkey for being boring and wanting Tea at this time of the morning!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has not put an awful image in my brain.

I've seen the Sex Tapes, I know that this is nothing to you!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky was once caught in a compromising position with Will Carling

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has got a thing for Carling









...Black Label

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This is the best thing anyone has said to Rockaay all day!:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=H0cJBEMiN1c

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When MDB sneezes....EVERYONE catches a cold.

 

[Archie_tect]

Could be worse R...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie's family name is Jodrell and they were the winners of The Most Awful Family In Britain award (Sponsored by Heart - Attacko Margarine) for several years running, including here, in 1974, but first.... the Garibaldi family:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=LzXGhZebNOo

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB can't get anybody in TV interested in his fly on the wall idea.........and he'd just found the perfect wallpaper to match Freddy the Fruit Fly's colouring and hairstyle.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Freddy is now.... oh, he's just died of old age!

Anyway Toshiba Boy hates using the Tube in London as he suffers badly from motion sickness and feels extra nauseous because there is nothing to see out of the windows.

In fact, its enough to Turnham Green!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug knows the best way to turn 'em green........tell us another one of his steam train facts

Who's* steam train facts?

Rockaay never did quite grasp the whole concept of grammar at school.



* -

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is actually an old boiler

















restoration expert.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The restoration of ACP has hit a snag recently after he was found to contain blue asbestos.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay found a tropical island diving club advertising poster and photographed himself in front of it, standing in his conservatory...

 

[Nihal]

Archie ate the shrimp which tried to clean his teeth.......