Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay is a member of the Colon Appreciation Society, and is particularly involved with their Colon Retention And Preservation campaign, or CRAP for short.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB knows all about Colon Retention. If he was a mathematician he'd be able to work it out with a pencil

 

[accountantpete]

Some of 26x25's jokes have been carbon dated to 2050 BC.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort longs nostalgically for the days when people absent-mindedly wandered in front of sight screens at Test Matches and held up play so enabling him to concentrate on the liquid refreshments being offered in that particular entertainment tent.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete often used to take a short cut across the grass to the toilets...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

On hearing the cry "Howzat" Archie replied "Wotzat? I can't find my hearing aid!"

 

[Cheddar George]

25x26 just can't make it swing today.

 

[Cheddar George]

The red stain down Rockys trousers is actually ketchup.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay is silly today.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie was dropped from his 20/20 cricket team as he is slightly long sighted in one eye.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG can focus on more than one thing at a time... he calls it multi-tasking.

 

[Moon bunny]

Archie_tect has a half-size violin which he likes to play in the bath.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MB likes to pluck her instrument

 

[colly]

Rocky has almost mastered the kazoo.

He made a mess of playing it once in a local safari park. It turned out to be a kazoo zoo failure.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly was caught playing with his instrument during band practice