Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Tea bags, Swarfega and ladyboys...................CG's fantasies are rude.

 

[colly]

And Rocky was the runner up.

HUH ! Beat you, sucker.

 

[colly]

Rockyyyyyyyyy ?? You promised never to mention that !!

 

[TVC]

Rocky can remember 1964 like it was yesterday. Which is strange given that he can't normally remember what
he went upstairs for.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC has been having senior moments since he was in junior school.

 

[TVC]

George never goes out without his special sequined bum bag.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Meanwhile, our Rocky's off for his new wig fitting today. He's going for a mullet style. Classy.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh's throwing up of Friday's Kebab is 2 days overdue and might have to be induced.

 

[Cheddar George]

It doesn't matter what it is, put it in a pitta bread with some shredded cabbage and chilli sauce and Pete will scoff it down.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky is cross, he's travelled all the way to Banbury, and hasn't seen a cock-horse all day.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort was offered a Norfolk Bronze for Christmas, he declined as there was no way he was going to have third rate turkey for dinner.

 

[accountantpete]

When asked what part of the chicken he would like, Mort usually picks the parson's nose.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky was asked what his bottle of medicine was for, " fer coughs !" he replied.

 

[Ludwig]

Cheddar George's exes live on Exmoor

 

[Ludwig]

Cheddar George's exes live on Exmoor