Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Speicher found fame managing the Wurzels. She took them from being an obscure freeform jazz quartet to headlining every beer festival in Somerset.

 

[TVC]

George is tasked with following cows with a bucket in order to collect Somerset beer.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC has a price on his head for pig rustling.

 

[Speicher]

TVC Cheddar George confessed recently to dear Liza that there's a hole in his bucket, in his bucket a hole.

 

[TVC]

You know that bag of wool for the little boy who lives down the lane? Speicher nicked it.

 

[Speicher]

TVC often quizes Mary about how her garden grows. He is intrigued by the silver bells and the cockleshells.

 

[TVC]

It was no accident that that spider ended up near Miss Muffit, was it Speicher?

 

[Speicher]

In his defence, TVC said that Humpty Dumpty had egged him on, so TVC pushed him off the wall.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher's mother says Speicher is busy,
too busy to come to the phone.
Speicher's mother says Speicher's trying
to start a new life of her own.
Speicher's mother says "Speicher's happy...
So why don't you leave her alone?"

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo actually works in a Bombay call centre

 

[TVC]

There is a major motorway junction in Birmingham named after Rockymountain's little brother

 

[Speicher]

This evening TVC has been singing:

Please Mr. Dayvo I just got to talk to her​

I'll only keep her a while​

Please Mr. Dayvo I just want to tell her​

Goodbye​

 

[Dayvo]

Speich can't think of anything more enjoyable than a good old sing-song in the bath.

Trouble is she uses the local swimming pool.

 

[roadrash]

dayvo was having a pee in the local swimming baths when the lifeguard blew his whistle, it took dayvo by surprise so much so that he nearly fell in

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

dayvo was having a pee in the local swimming baths when the lifeguard blew his whistle, it took dayvo by surprise so much so that he nearly fell in

RR wondered why it was raining in the swimming pool when the lifeguard's whistle alerted him to Dayvo's activities