Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's in need of a plug...

 

[colly]

Christine Keeler and Rocky were bessy mates way back in the day.


Go Rocky.

 

[accountantpete]

Christine Keeler has aged better than colly and rocky

 

[colly]

Er ?

Blimey !

 

[colly]

ACP would never ever destroy a skoolboys fantasies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whenever Archie wires up a plug, he repeats to himself "George Brown live wire", "George Brown live wire".

He doesn't know why he says it. He doesn't know who George Brown is. But it makes him feel happy. Bless.

Meanwhile, whenever he has to fix anything, Rockaay can be heard repeating

'Gordon Brown fault! Gordon Brown fault! Gordon Brown fault!'

And so on.

Ironically, he doesn't know who Gordon Brown is!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP would never ever destroy a skoolboys fantasies.

Colly still insists on wearing short trousers, a blazer and cap. He secretly buys the Sun so he can look at the lady's boobies but makes sure that he disposes of the paper before he goes home to mummy.

He is 62.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug fancies the little one out of the Krankies.

Wrong on so many levels.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly is the li.....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug fancies the little one out of the Krankies.

Wrong on so many levels.

Colly had a childhood Teenage crush on Bungo from Rainbow.

 

[colly]

Archie Mad Doug has his Anusol delivered by truck direct from the factory.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie has his Anusol delivered by truck direct from the factory.

Using a hosepipe, a funnel, a family sized pot of yoghurt and a whole load of lube, both Archie and Colly have hours of fun together!

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't drag me into this sorry mess... I blame Colly, for everything. Well, you would, wouldn't you?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't drag me into this sorry mess... I blame Colly, for everything. Well, you would, wouldn't you?

Yeah RIGHT! We all know you are Colly's 'Special Little Snowflake'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly, are you going to just lie there and let them walk all over you again...

Archie knows Colly loves it