Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Rocky has started his own postal service. I think that's what he is doing anyway, every morning he sets off on his bike muttering something about a special delivery for Tulisa.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC starred in a film with Julia Roberts about a man who is always skiving from work called Not in - ill.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After a misunderstanding due to copious amounts of alcobooze whilst on an 18 - 30 holiday (so it wasn't yesterday) in Magaluf, Rockaay has

'Your name'

tattooed on his bum.

Actually, he's rather glad about it now considering he was going to have the name of the public toilet attendent tatooed on instead.









About the attendent, Rockaay has never revealed what his name was....

 

[classic33]

MDB is really User1314, he just likes to try & confuse people by saying he's me.

 

[Archie_tect]

classic33 has Smartie pockets... permanently chilled to keep them from melting.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's new line in bio-degradeable wicker cycle helmets aren't selling too well.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh takes great inspiration from Sir Bradley Wiggins and set out for a 200 mile ride yesterday - unfortunately there was a couple of drops of rain at the 3 mile mark so he returned home.

 

[colly]

As Rocky was going to St Ives
He met a man with seven wives.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky has 9 lives

 

[Speicher]

Andy R has had x rays too often, and now he has 18 half lives.

 

[colly]

Speicher lives next door to half a Smith

the other half is on holiday.

 

[Speicher]

Most evenings Colly can be found at the bar of the Feathers, with a half pint of Smith's in his hand.

 

[TVC]

If you touch Speicher's pint it may be the last thing you ever do.

 

[colly]

Speicher ? That TVC is calling your pint a wuss.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly was last seen in the Bayswater area.
If anyone has any knowledge of his whereabouts, please call Crimestoppers on 0207 998 6208... ask for Muriel.