Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky has found that the way to true peace is continual dry heat sessions whilst praying.

he's a Saunagain Christian

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete's attempts at peace can be summed up in one small word.

War.

It's good for business my boy

 

[Archie_tect]

26 started reading War and Peace but he's confused... he's up to page 2377 but nothing funny's happened yet....

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is learning to sing.

So far he has learnt la tee, d'oh.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has an idle vice.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie knows that if you were to tip Norway up on it's southern most end, and let it fall over, then the most northern bit would land in north Africa.

He isn't worried about this actually happening, oh no no no. He'll let Dayvo worry about THAT.

 

[Cheddar George]

Doug is looking forward to this weekends local derby between North Utsire and South Utsire, it's normally fair, occasionally good.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Our CG's real name is Fitzroy Bailey and he spends his weekends driving round in his old Humber sporting his latest Fair Isle jumper, listening to "Sailing By" on the wireless.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba is in his Forties and wants to visit the Faeroes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Toshiba is in his Forties and wants to visit the Faeroes.

That's actually correct Speicher!

Speicher, real name Shannon, dreams of going Forth as a Viking.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky was kind enough to lend me his stillettos.

 

[postman]

Toshiba Boy has a special tool for putting holes in donoughts.It's a foot long but it's not used as a rule.

 

[Speicher]

Postman still uses Log tables to calculate how much timber he needs to build a shed.

 

[postman]

Speicher has loads of friends,her best mate is Ahmed a Shed.

 

[Speicher]

Postman knows that I was once wearing my dressing gown, and was in the shed with the man from the Water Board.