Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Archie tect believes that walnuts are where the soul dwells...

PC2000 has clearly never seen Aperitif crack walnuts....

 

[colly]

Archi tect has seen Aperitif's crack.

 

[papercorn2000]

Papercorn2000 will never eat or sleep again!

 

[Archie_tect]

Papercorn2000 will never eat or sleep again!

...neither will Archie_tect. [But on the other hand neither will Aperitif!]

 

[papercorn2000]

Archie tect has one ear lower than the other. It's on his chest.

 

[swee'pea99]

PPC2K once auditioned for 'Dorothy' in his local daramtic society's production of The Wizard of Oz, but he was turned down on account of being 6' 2", 16 and a half stone and bearded.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort preserves his hirsute looks with a mixture of bat and seagull guano.

 

[swee'pea99]

Accountantpete is not an accountant, nor is his name Pete. More disturbingly, his heartbeat at rest is 7 bpm. Even if he was an accountant that would be really really slow.

 

[Cubist]

User76 has however considered this and realises it's preferable to being able to taste the mouth of his bottom............

 

[TheDoctor]

Cubist doesn't just dislike cubes, he also hates dodecahedrons.
And only last week he lynched a spheroid.

 

[Cubist]

The Doctor regularly volunteers to treat spheroids, Emma Froyd's and their arctic equivalent polaroids, despite having no qualifications, and only a small tube of ointment.

 

[TVC]

Cubist is convinced that if he can't Google it, then it must not exist.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The Velvet Curtain once spent months learning basic Spanish, only to realise the night before heading off, that the holiday was in Greece

 

[Cheddar George]

Professor Toshiba Boy has now packed away his Punch & Judy show until next summer.

 

[TVC]

Punch and Judy passes for entertainment where Cheddar George comes from. But in the villiage there is talk of a new fangled magic lantern show.