Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Colly has a wombat, but no-one to play wom with.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay is buying a chip pan for Christmas.

 

[Archie_tect]

[That's Vern, again, sorry.]

 

[Speicher]

Archie has a ping bat that pongs.

 

[Nihal]

Speicher met a dingbat who went dong.

 

[TVC]

Nihal has been showing his cock to his neighbours. He's very proud of it, in fact he is very proud of all his chickens.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC heard chickens going cheap - but he still couldn't afford them

 

[TVC]

Rocky has got big ears, and we all know why.


Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

 

[Speicher]

TVC wants to open an account at the River Bank.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was once bitten by Roland The Rat live on TV.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete was out-foxed when he had a brush with Basil.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky encountered a snake and adder moment's hesitation before running away.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky saw a very expensive chess set in a shop recently. He did not have enough cash with him so asked the shop owner, "Will you take a cheque mate?"

 

[Speicher]

What is Rocky's favourite cut of pork meat? Backgammon!

 

[Speicher]

'Nuff of this frivowlity, m'off for lunch!