Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Pete started his naval career as a deckhand on a submarine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar is a Vice Admiral in the Liechtenstein.... Ish.... Navy.

He loves nothing better than to wear a silly hat and shout commands from his rowing boat on the duck pond in downtown Vaduz.

 

[postman]

View: http://youtu.be/afw5xMnO1pA


Rocky is so Famous,stars write songs about him.

 

[colly]

Jessica Lange and Postman .....................nuff said !!

 

[accountantpete]

Fay Wray and Rocky - though she reckoned he was a big ape in her Biography.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP and Mae West






...... Sorry I meant to say A Mae West..... Mrs ACP knows its best just leave him alone with it these days.

 

[Speicher]

MDB was banned from the Lochranza ice cream parlour. Least said, soonest mended, the waitress was shocked by the way he re-arranged his banana and the scoops of ice cream.

 

[colly]

Speicher lost her cherry in the Lochranza Ice Cream Parlour.







What ?

 

[Nihal]

Colly usually asks the waitress in ice cream parlours for a banana split,so he did the same in Lochranza Ice Cream Parlour.
















He was rather alarmed when she came back with a knife.

 

[colly]

Nihal has an unusual pet. It's a conjoined double headed bee.

Two bee or not two bee that is the question.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2867202, member: 259"]Colly wears a performance enhancing rug.[/quote]

Mort does actually have to wear a hat just to think. It helps warm his brain up to its optimal performance capabilities of the heady (geddit?!) heights of an I.Q. of 65!!

The other Chimps keep on hiding his hat in jealousy.

 

[Nihal]

Doug once met Darwin and asked" What do you get if you cross an albatross and a horse?"
Darwin replied-"Your arse"

 

[Nihal]

Rocky gets irritated when people say he covers half the north american continent.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Rocky loves training for long rides by throwing punches at sides of meat in a walk in freezer

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky loves training for long rides by throwing punches at sides of meat in a walk in freezer

Maverick's real (Native American) name is 'Bangs Meat In Cold Place'.