Post a lie about the poster above.

[Perfect Virgo]

3BM's stable is one and a half tandems.

 

[Perfect Virgo]

Contrary to his moniker, "Uncle Mort" is alive and well and living in Droitwich.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Perfect Virgo is on the cusp

 

[Wigsie]

3BM has an afro hidden under his bald patch!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You're a cold hearted man Mr Wigsie!!


Wigsie was recently sacked for photocopying his backside - fortunately they had an A3 copier.

 

[Fnaar]

3BM is the biggest exporter of Tizer to Indonesia

 

[Archie_tect]

Fnaar has never believed that his body displaces an equal volume of water when submerged in the bath...

 

[Fnaar]

There is a statue of Archie_Tect in Whitley Bay

 

[swee'pea99]

Fnaar can scratch an itch behind his left ear using his right big toe.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea has 4 pc's and 8 monitors to keep up with the spot price of gold around the world despite only owning a 9ct ring.

 

[Aperitif]

accountantpete didn't pass his morse code exam because he was audits and no dashes...

 

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif insists on always using his full luggage allowance 'to get my money's worth', topping up his suitcases with sand as necessary.

 

[TVC]

Swee'pea is employed on Sunday mornings pressing the uniforms of the Dagenham Girl Pipers.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain works for Ikea taking one important component from each box of flatpack furniture making it incomplete so as to really piss off the idiot that bought it (me usually)

 

[Archie_tect]

TBMcG has lost a screw and would like someone to give him one out of their box.