Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Life as a lift engineer, 26 x 25 finds, has it's ups and downs.







ok ok, my coat is already on

 

[Speicher]

Colly has found that the costs of installing moving staircases has escalated to a new level

 

[colly]

Colly has found that the costs of installing moving staircases has escalated to a new level

Speicher has Stannah on speed dial.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly has a lift made by Schindler.










The pun on the name of a certain film has never occurred to him.

 

[colly]

MDB is pumping iron again.






His shirts must be crease free by now surely.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mad Doug biker and Colly were stood at a bus stop, arguing about whether Shostakovich or Prokoviev was the greatest Russian symphonic composer of the 20th century, when a little old lady behind them pointed out "Actually I think you will find Prokoviev was in fact an Ukranian, despite western European belief that all the former Russian Empire and later Soviet republic could be lumped together as Russia." So they both turned on her and started calling her names.

 

[colly]

Moon Bunny stands at bus stops berating people for not knowing European history.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moon Bunny stands at bus stops berating people for not knowing European history.

Colly still thinks that a bloke in Wellies won against Eurostar in the Battle Of Waterloo!!

 

[Speicher]

Colly Doug often stands when travelling by bus. Well, I say "often", that was until Leeds Glasgow First Great United Coach company barred him from climbing onto the roof of their vehicles.

 

[Moon bunny]

Speicher stands at bus stops arguing with herself.

 

[Speicher]

Moon bunny wants to be a conductor of the Keswick Philharmonic Orchestra.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly Doug often stands when travelling by bus. Well, I say "often", that was until Leeds Glasgow First Great United Coach company barred him from climbing onto the roof of their vehicles.

Speicher is in fact bald.

She ended up that way after being on a holiday in India where she saw people riding on the roofs of trains.
Inspired, when she got back to Birmingham International station, she tried the same, only to be zapped by the overhead wires!!

..... She became a Conductor THAT day!!

 

[Speicher]

MDB was once grabbed by his pant





ograph. He was shocked.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB was once grabbed by his pant





ograph. He was shocked.

Living in the South East, Speicher prefers to pick up electricity through her nose


















Its the pick ups on the bogies that do it you see!

 

[Speicher]

MBD knows how to very carefully pick up his cat






enary.