Post a lie about the poster above.

[Nihal]

Yes where is he and how is Mrs R?

 

[Nihal]

"Drizzle them with wee"


Is Doug's personal motto.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Never accept a piece of Nihal's "Lemon" Drizzle Cake

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 makes a butch Fairy Cake.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Earlier, Tosh became the Millionth customer at his local Pound Shop!! After all the celebrations, he was presented with a gift voucher.



...... For £1, obviously!!



What did you buy Tosh??!!

 

[Nihal]

Doug.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug.

Ever since the stroke, Nihal can only say one word. Honestly, some people wake up speaking fluent German or Japanese or similar, but unfortunately for Nihal, he can only say 'Doug'.

 

[Nihal]

Doug knows that is among my top five worst nightmares,the first,being stuck as the opposition in a "Vote Yes for Scottish Independence" debate with him.
<Runs and hides in nuke bunker with Putin>

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows that is among my top five worst nightmares,the first,being stuck as the opposition in a "Vote Yes for Scottish Independence" debate with him.
<Runs and hides in nuke bunker with Putin>

Nihal is Better Together's chief publicity officer and is about to launch the 'If you vote yes, then Scotland will be invaded by Aliens' Campaign

 

[Nihal]

Consider this a my formal invitation to my funeral.......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Consider this a my formal invitation to my funeral.......

Nihal knows I'm currently saving up for the airfare to India

 

[TVC]

Doug knows that if it's a one way ticket then we will all chip in.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows that if it's a one way ticket then we will all chip in.

Actualy, I had a dream last night where I was walking across India as part of some charity thing, and I came up against some stampeding Elephants on a railway line just as a steam loco was due.

Yes, I don't know either.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows that if it's a one way ticket then we will all chip in.

Mrs TVC has been dreaming for years that TVC is accepted on to some sort of Scientific project in Antarctica..... And then forgotten about once there.

 

[Nihal]

Doug knows that if it's a one way ticket then we will all chip in.

I'll make it look like an accident