Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Judith Charmers + Dale Winton = MDB?

I did used to go Commando when I was younger, just as Judith Chalmers apparently did, but there is nothing about Dale that we have in common (except for the liking men bit ).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Judith Charmers + Dale Winton = MDB?

Ummm..... Errrr...... Paul used to dream of making Dale's face light up when picking up a Cucumber on Supermarket Sweep!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is looking for a few more composers' names to carry on this thread - he's playing Haydn seek

Rockaay has got a Handel on what I'm up too!

Right back atcha Rocks!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug was a landscape gardener and designed castle grounds. His company was called Moat's art.

Rockaay failed his Geography Exam at School after writing that Yugoslavia was in the Bartok Mountains.

Sorry, slight deviation there from names sounding like the punchline, but..... Anyway.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay does like a nice shapely lady, especially her top half, so much so that when he see's a lady with a bit of cleavage, he involuntarily says

'Bra-Hms!!'



Sorry, that's awful!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has fallen in love with the daughter of a supermarket chain owner.













Viv Aldi

 

[Moon bunny]

Colly has yet to realize that composer's name puns are all a load of Schytte.

 

[colly]

MB thinks Will i Am's first names are Ralph and Vaughan

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MB thinks Will i Am's first names are Ralph and Vaughan

Colly thinks that Julius Caesar's last name was Franck, and that the Julius bit was just his 'Street Name'.

Do I really need to say the Composer's name?

 

[colly]

MDB never could 'Name That Tune'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly thinks that Sir Edward was named after a Spanish fish.



Geddit?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is now thinking about how to make a pun about Sir Harrison Birtwistle. It may be several weeks before we see his next post.

Rockaay is just DYING to tell us!!

 

[colly]

Sir Harry Whistle thinks he should have been called Burt..................according to Loony Doug

 

[Speicher]

Colly was the Old Grey in the Whistle Test.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly was the Old Grey in the Whistle Test.

Speicher was the inspiration behind Ms Slocombe's Pussy purple rinsed hair.