Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Renard chased me once all the way to the Arctic Circle.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher keeps his urine in a safe to prevent it being hexed.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher can run quite fast when she wants to

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher keeps HER urine in a safe to prevent it being hexed.

ahem

 

[Renard]

accountantpete has money 'resting' in his account.

 

[purplepolly]

accoountatnpete thought that cycling would make hime seem more interesting amoungst his motoring friends

 

[dellzeqq]

dellzegg left home at the age of nine and aprenticed himself to a cobbler called Mike, lasted a week, left with a badly swollen thumb and gout. He then joined a travelling circus as a piss post for incontinent and mangy lions, but left afer a week due to the cramped sleeping arrangements. With a heavy heart he returned home to his parents 18 up (all en-suite) 22 down ‘des res’ in Mayfair with wall to wall french maids and a butler. It then dawned on him he was not being true to himself and finally realised his TRUE vocation in life was to be a (fat) Charles Hawtry impersonator at the Lyceum in Bolton.

All true, but I think you meant Wigsie??

purplepolly is a human cannonball in a circus run by escaped prisoners from Dartmoor. Little does she know it, but the cannon is, in fact, part of a giant psychedelic mushroom generator, spreading peace, love and acne across the civilised world (who writes this sh1t???)

 

[Renard]

purplepolly is purpleronny's wife.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Purple polly gave up collecting miniture guitars, and plumbed for ukeleles instead, but can't play them for toffee

 

[purplepolly]

plumbed for ukeleles instead, but can't play them for toffee

that's actually the truth, I'm better with 6 strings, or 24

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Purplepolly cleans their CD collection using banana peel.

 

[Renard]

purplepolly uses her old guitar strings as dental floss.

 

[ladyrider100]

A the T was once lead singer in a heavy rock band - I have the album

 

[ComedyPilot]

Purplepolly is a pseudonym for ComedyPilot, filling in gaps while he writes out another damning diatribe against some unfortunate CC regular

 

[Speicher]

Speicher keeps his urine in a safe to prevent it being hexed.