- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
If Accountantpete typed Threebikesmcginty instead of 3BM, he would still be quicker than me.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
AP enjoys traditional picnic fare- his favourite is the Nantwich Sandwich... a speciality first presented at the Nantwich International Cheese Show by Hans Nieshunt Bunsendazee.
swee'pea99
Squire
Archie tect was once picked out of a line-up. The cops knew it was a mistake, but one of them wanted to give him a kicking anyway 'just to be on the safe side'. He won't be volunteering again in a hurry.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Swee'pea walked into a church, and was politely asked to take a seat. He did as he was told, three Policemen arrested him in the High Street, and demanded it back.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Speicher once stole the toilet from her local police station.
The sargeant released a statement saying they had nothing to go on.
The sargeant released a statement saying they had nothing to go on.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
3BMcG stole the Yellow Pages from St.Custard's Police Station, he is now helping police with their enquiries.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Archie Tect selected the perfect set of ladders for the job.
Yes, appropriate steps were taken.
Yes, appropriate steps were taken.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
There's nothing like a wise, experienced cyclist and 3GM is nothing like a wise, experienced cyclist.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo's girlfriends do not like it when they hear he has been playing around when he is away. He still enjoys golf on his holidays.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Unlike Speicher, Dayvo is going to be too long on two wheels to woo! 
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
When Speicher's very cold her feathers fluff up so much she looks round... but I don't think she saw me.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Archie_tect likes lozenges. He has tried to incorporate them in his designs, but just gets in a sticky mess when he takes them out of the packet.
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher can do a very good Peggy Mount impression.
swee'pea99
Squire
accountantpete fancies Peggy Mount something rotten. I mean, he knows who she is and evrything.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
accountantpete said:
You should see my impression of Miss Piggy.
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