Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

JiMBR thinks ring-pulls are for woosses and insists on opening all tin cans with his teeth.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea can fit three Cadburys Creme Eggs in his mouth at once whilst singing 'Don't Cry for me Argentina' from his upstairs window.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain has a small collection of self-help books. His favourite is entitled "Pull Yourself Together".

 

[Renard]

Speicher likes to spy on people for a hobby. Her favourite is Cher.

 

[swee'pea99]

Renard knows this because Renard has been spying on Speicher tirelessly for years.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort used to be called Uncle Bob. Then one day he was mortified.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort was day dreaming one day, and stuck his pencil up his nose instead of his finger, many tears were shed.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is one of the main ingredients in Worcester sauce.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher built wooden garden huts on top of each other - there were many tiers of sheds

 

[accountantpete]

3BM triple bubblewraps his Christmas Presents to make them appear more generous than they really are.

 

[JiMBR]

accountantpete loves Christmas so much, he waits in the darkness for Santa to crawl down the chimney, then gives him a great big bear hug and a sloppy wet kiss.

 

[TVC]

JiMBR is dressed up as Santa and is waiting excitedly on Pete's roof.

 

[colly]

TVC was once prosecuted for 'furious pedaling' .

I think he was stitched up.

 

[TheDoctor]

Colly wobbles.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The reflection of Uncle Morts face in a spoon looks the same convex or concave - I don't know how that works either, but there you go.