Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Cubist went to TheDoctor complaining of being covered in spots. TheDoctor thought it was kind of dicey looking.

 

[Hilldodger]

Colly once had a bit part in Lovejoy. He played the part of a hat stand

 

[swee'pea99]

Hilldodger's real name is Bernard Marsupial. It used to be Bernard Wallaby, but he changed it by deed poll 'cos he thought Marsupial sounded classier.

 

[Hilldodger]

 

[colly]

Hilldodger has mis-spelled his name......................................It should be Hilldogger

 

[tdr1nka]

Colly has a marzipan phobia and will shriek if he sees Christmas cake.

 

[TVC]

As a few flakes of snow settled on the cars, tdr1nka like everyone in the south east took the BBCs advice and panicked.

 

[tdr1nka]

TVC works for a secret Government commission who's sole job is to diffuse the infamous North South Divide.

 

[Speicher]

Tdr1nka is very concerned about the recent reports in the press about the dangerousness of dunking biscuits, especially custard creams.

 

[Speicher]

I have not given up waiting for someone to reply.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher got a bit short with her OH who finished wrapping with one present left over, saying 'I know I got it to give to somebody, but...', leaving Speicher spitting in frustration: 'Twit! To who?'

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea bought his OH an item of lingerie ...... three sizes too big, so she frog-marched him back to the shop to change it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher likes a tawny port at Christmas time.

 

[Speicher]

excellent TBM

 

[Cubist]

Speicher isn't getting impatient waiting for a reply this time, it's only got halfway down page two.