There once was an owl called Speicher
Who thought she'd become a teacher
But without any scruples
She was hopeless with pupils
And they couldn't get up the tree to reach her
Speaking of sacrifices, when he was younger dudi had a hamster which died, and dudi gave it what he called 'a viking funeral'. He killed a Norwegian bloke and burned the two of them together on a rowboat in the local park. He got into a *lot* of trouble over that.
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